What the Heck!!

I have had a problem ever since our little Emma was born. So I was just wondering, where in the book of etiquette does it say that it's okay to touch another persons baby without permission? I don't mean to toot Emma's horn but: TOOT TOOT She is a beautiful baby. I know this and apparently so do the strangers that touch her face. EW Gross! I was in Walmart today with my mom and sister and when we headed to the checkout there was a woman stocking the gum and candy. I pushed Emma to the line and helped unload the basket onto the belt thingy and the woman said "oh you are so cute" I smiled and turned back around to see the woman pinching Emma's face with her dirty hands and touching her arm. I politely pulled Emma towards me and put myself between her and the woman. What the Heck! How do I protect my pretty baby girl from touchy feely strangers? It really freaks me out.

Part 2: The Big Bang

I was in the basement while writing this entry. I was typing and Colt was playing xbox. Emma was playing on the floor walking around and all of a sudden I heard a huge thud and then she started crying. colt jumped up and she was holding her breath so he panicked and I took her. She screamed and I saw a big goose egg forming on her head. Colt immediately started panicking and I sent him for a cold washcloth. (sending him for things is the best thing so he doesn't over react) I took her upstairs and had Gramma JuJee get some ice and a cold washcloth and gave Colt another assignment. After about 20 minutes she calmed down but it took some infants Tylenol and her favorite book 3 or 4 times. The end result was a very traumatized daddy and this:

And This:

So much for taking her to get her Birthday pictures taken tomorrow. Poor baby